Housewifing in a Woman's World
Housewifing used to be all women's prerogative, but now that the world is successfully ours i.e. women's property which can be easily put into a real lady's purse together with a lipstick or a mobile, we can make the weaker sex (men) do all the housework for us.
Probably, this a bit unusual even for our weak-men society situation, will easily function in relatively near future. Kids will tell about their parents at school something like this: 'My Mum's name is Carol. She is strong and courageous. She works at a large company as a big boss. Mummy likes to have fights with Daddy. She beats him up and always wins because she used to take up karate. My Daddy is very beautiful. He works as a supermodel at Mummy's company. He is afraid of Mummy that's why he always hides in the corner whenever Mummy wants to beat him up. Mummy teaches my sister how to fight, she says that I should learn how to cook instead.'
A quite unbelievable situation nowadays, but if things don't change and if men will continue taking up passive positions in the society, it may easily become very true to life. Women will earn money and provide for the families while men will start taking care of the household. A man will stay at home cooking, cleaning the apartment, taking care of kids, wearing a lovely polka-dot kitchen apron which is just too sexy...
Fortunately, these paradoxical cases are only a few nowadays, that's why we still have time to rejoice and enjoy our gorgeous look in them aprons, dear ladies. Some of us do cook and clean the house irrespective of the level of importance of the positions we may occupy. Men are lazy enough not only to earn less than we but also to cook, clean, wash and do other household chores.
A few women can afford to be a housewife in our world of money-grabbingness. Some business women don't even see their kids too often not to mention cooking for them or cleaning after them. That's why they hire women to whom housewifing and taking care of other people's kids has become a profession. Hyperbusy business ladies pay them enough money to keep their houses clean and their kids safe, sound and fed. The main thing is for your temporary housewife to be much older and uglier than you are – in order her not to start keeping your husband to herself...
We can arrive to a constructive conclusion that being a housewife non-stop is not modern woman's cupatea. She better carry the heavy load (cross) of being a stressed-out big boss or a politician instead of dealing with dirty dishes in the sink or a dirty hungry husband in an armchair watching football drinking beer swearing like a trooper contributing greatly to his lovely above-loudly-and-clearly mentioned 'dirty' status.
Women are becoming more and more strong and powerful nowadays. It's not that it's very bad, it's just that it's slightly unnatural and can turn the whole idea of mal vs. female positions in the society desperately upside down. Women should try to reduce their pace of capturing at least certain male areas of the world in order to let these humble lovely creatures (men) to take the lead at least in any sphere. Why not pretend weaker than we really are, dear ladies, maybe it'll stimulate our passive men to do something active? At least they may try and save the world in case the end of it arrives. Women will sure secure them if they fail, for it's a woman's world and i.e. they know the ropes there.